Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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