So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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