okay pat passed out under dana's car
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I stole a fireplace last night.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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