Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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