it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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