Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
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You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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