Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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