where am i from again
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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