anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
this hospital has no fireball
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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