I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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