I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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