Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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