I'm really into asian looking animals
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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