I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
In other news, I just burned my penis
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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