I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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