Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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