Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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