we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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