So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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