Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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