There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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