Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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