Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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