I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
