look no pants
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
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Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Everclear isn't food dammit
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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