I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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