just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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