i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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