She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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