i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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