3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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