Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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