Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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