Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
this boner is exhausting
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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