What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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