i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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