Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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