JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Quick, to the slutcave!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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