I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I understand Curling. That high.
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Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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