didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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