Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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