How'd it feel making her break her religion?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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