You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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