But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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