but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Someone came in the potted fern
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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