Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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