The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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