Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Just invented taco cereal.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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