if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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