if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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