My brain says no but my pants say off.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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